Me and her were making sounds like never before.
That's when I heard the familiar sound of the key in the door.
She looked at me, I looked at her.
She said could be my boyfriend, I'm not really sure.
Well, out of the bed I lunged for my shoes.
Jumped out the window in my birthday suit.
I never thought I could run that fast.
One step behind, I heard a gun blast.
I almost encountered, the mental kind.
I pray to God, please don't let a full moon shine.
Tonight I'll be grateful if you save my life.
Good thing I have an understanding girl as a future wife.
When I got home the house was totally dark
Til old Jimboo started to bark.
The lights came on and the door was open.
She stood there staring, I stood there hopin'
She's heard a million stories from me
There wasn't a single one she never believed.
I said but baby, this time I'm telling the truth
Look at me, I'm living proof.
I almost encountered, the mental kind.
Three little yellow men tried to read my mind.
Oh yeah, when they discovered I was thinking of you
You won't believe what they decided to do
Well, they took away my Nike and my clothes.
Painted little red circles from my head to my toes
Sprayed something horrible, like cheap perfume.
Then they left me on Earth and headed back to the Moon.
She must have bought it 'cause she let me in
I'm standing there naked with a foolish grin.
She said wait here and left me there in the hall
Between the guilt and the cold it grew really small.
When she came back she had a suitcase in her hand
In the other was this tall young, good looking man
She said, look who I picked up while bouncing on the stars
He said hello my name is Siddharth, I'm from the planet Mars.
I encountered, the mental kind.
They only happen, when the sun won't bloody shine.
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